Who knows if there are monkeys operating the features section, they are definitely in the tech support / customer support section.
Simply if you like to suggest a new feature on eBay:
1. Go to: http://pages.ebay.com.au/help/newtoebay/suggest.html
2. Click the 'Send us your suggestion to improve the eBay site' link. You may be asked to sign in.
3. Write your message explaining your suggestion and then click the Send button.